Ezra Koenigs golden rules for life

  • 1: always carry sunglasses
  • 2: do your emails while you drink coffee
  • 3: disable text preview
  • 4: respect all faiths
  • 5: eat healthy by yourself
  • 6: never wear flip-flops in public
  • 7: learn how to say, ''i understand every word you're saying, motherfucker'' in multiple languages.
  • 8: take a shower
  • 9: it's better to underdress than overdress
  • 10: don't worry about manners too much
  • ~ Q magazine
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verylittlebird:

*me in my grave laughing cause nobody knows the r.i.p. on my tombstone stands for rugrats in paris*

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(Source: thatnutcray)

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cryptofwrestling:

Frankenstein Valentines(1966)

cryptofwrestling:

Frankenstein Valentines
(1966)

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(Source: ultraxlord)

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(Source: jesape)

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magrittee:

Very literal poster for Jaws 2

magrittee:

Very literal poster for Jaws 2

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(Source: headrubs)

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luvyourselfsomeesteem:

sexually experienced ≠ good at sex

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ana-drew:

Dear diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count.

ana-drew:

Dear diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count.

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